Dave

Male version of a Karen

Don’t call the manager Dave.

by AlfUWU March 25, 2022

Dave Bartlett

An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys

Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.

by Slowam March 30, 2022

Dave Katz

A fictional soldier from Umbrella Academy who grew up in Dallas Texas. He met and fell in love with Klaus Hargreeves when Klaus accidentally time traveled to 1968 (oops) and then died in the A Shau Valley, leaving Klaus with his dog tags.

Dave Katz was kind and strong and vulnerable and would have enlisted after JFK died if Klaus hadn't gotten involved (he tried bro)

by soupsoupwowza April 1, 2022

daedaedada

what babies say

daedaedada daedaedada
person: shut up

by altaccount60aaaa April 9, 2022

Dave's head

Head the size of a planet but without the brains to match it's size

Have you seen that bloke? His head is massive!

Yeah, Dave's head is giant, shame the brain size doesn't match.

by unknown.88 April 14, 2022

Dave

Nah fuck that, mate. Don't do it.

Them: Hey do you want to go line dancing tonight?
Me: Dave.

by OfficialistDaveNoCap April 28, 2022

Dave Spud

A British children's animated series featuring the surreal adventures of the eponymous Dave Spud of Grimsby, his friends and tower block-dwelling family.1 It was created and directed by Edward Foster, inspired by his 2003 NFTS student short 'Anna Spud'.

Dave Spud is the worst show ever.

by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022