Crap Nap

When you die on the toilet and no ones ever gonna find the body

That mooch is taking a crap nap or something. No ones heard from her in months

by Wretchen July 23, 2017

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Fap N’ Crap

When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.

IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?

IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.

by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020

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Crap Snap

The millennial pop culture phenomena of sending photos of one's fecal matter to their friends or acquaintances in return for the social affirmation they so desperately desire.

"Bro, did you see Josh's crap snap? That thing was a monster."

by Juan the Hopeful April 27, 2016

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Crap hat

Crap hat- A person or thing named Scarlett

Scarlett Forte ate my slug heads! CRAP HAT!🙄

by Chicken.wings May 23, 2021

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When you are too edgy to say ghost shit, so you say the polished version of it.

So like, when you are at school, and the teacher doesn't want you to cuss, you say ghost crap. But I have no clue why people would you say "ghost crap" at school.

Cayle: Wow, what a nice dump I took there.
Cayle: Wait, why is my @$$ clean?
Cayle: *LOOKS AT TOILET*
Cayle: TF? Why is there nothing?!
Cayle: Must be ghost sh-- I mean, ghost crap.

by broception_15 May 12, 2019

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