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A Crap for That

The return statement after a friend or associate tells you that they have an application for a smart-phone that applies to the situation (e.g. finding the positions of the stars) and you profess to them in a sarcastic manner that you do not care.
It is used similar to the phrase "I don't give a crap", however you use a sarcastic tone to convey your apathy
Guy1: Hey, man, check it out! My iPhone has an app that lets me know what the stars look like above us right now!
Guy2: Hey you know, I have a crap for that...
by RaisinguStoronga December 29, 2010
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Crap-struck

Like lightning-struck but with crap (i.e. unsatisfactory)
However, unlike lighting, crap often does strike twice in the same place.
Guy1: You know last year's crap-struck disco party we went to?
Guy2: Yeah it really sucked!
by Raffik November 3, 2007
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crap

"Oh Crap"

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by JCMSimon July 4, 2022
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Crap

I'm not doing his crap
by MuckGregor July 23, 2018
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crap-hapinin

A greeting that can be either inquisitive or informative based on voice inflection,adapted from the earlier "What's crapinin".
Jer: hey whats up man?
Andrew: crap-hapinin.
by Andrew Marshall P1022 April 20, 2008
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Hank Crap

A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.
In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.

"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"
by NickiH December 30, 2013
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Crap Nap

When you die on the toilet and no ones ever gonna find the body
That mooch is taking a crap nap or something. No ones heard from her in months
by Wretchen July 23, 2017
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