Vonc crap

On discord there is this thing where you can talk to others using your voice

Does anyone want to vonc crap

by Soupwithextradog October 1, 2018

Deja crap

An explicative used when you discover that your latest unique and brilliant thought has been posted on the internet, discussed, criticized and probably dismissed already.

Tom: "What do you call a pig with laryngitis?"
Dick: "I don't know, let me look it up on Google."
Tom: "Wait! ..."
Dick: "Here it is. The pig is disgruntled."
Tom: "Deja crap! I came up with that on my own just now!"
Dick: "Uuuhuh ..."

by Wonton2 September 1, 2013

Hank Crap

A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.

In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.

"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"

by NickiH December 30, 2013

Crap Nap

When you die on the toilet and no ones ever gonna find the body

That mooch is taking a crap nap or something. No ones heard from her in months

by Wretchen July 23, 2017

crap turkey

A turkey with such a bad smell it is literally a pile of crap. Also could be used as a insult not in realtion to smell.

You are such a crap turkey stop it!

by Fred The Camel May 2, 2016

Fap N’ Crap

When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.

IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?

IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.

by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020

ghost crap

When you are too edgy to say ghost shit, so you say the polished version of it.

So like, when you are at school, and the teacher doesn't want you to cuss, you say ghost crap. But I have no clue why people would you say "ghost crap" at school.

Cayle: Wow, what a nice dump I took there.
Cayle: Wait, why is my @$$ clean?
Cayle: *LOOKS AT TOILET*
Cayle: TF? Why is there nothing?!
Cayle: Must be ghost sh-- I mean, ghost crap.

by broception_15 May 12, 2019