Covid-Cation

When you get fired because Covid tanked your company.

Yo! I had this sweet gig at Neiman Marcus. Then their business tanked. I got me a Covid-cation!

by Smarty Cat September 4, 2021

Covid hole

A bar where there are many people passing covid among themselves, total disregard to CDC guidelines..

That local club is a covid hole on Friday night!

by Scarred & Tatted December 11, 2020

Covid coitus

The increased sex couples have as a result of sheltering-in. Unfortunately, there is evidence the virus may be present in bodily fluids. Covid-19, Coronavirus, shelter-in, Covid, sex, intercourse, President Trump, vaccine, nursing home, emergency room, the virus, stimulus, Trumper, Trump army, Covid and chill

The Covid coitus has been great, but now I think I might actually have the virus.

by joecoolthefool May 8, 2020

Virtual COVID

A type of variant that happenda when in contact with people on the internet while having a vaccine

Fuck virtual covid

by Datthiza March 7, 2022

COVID

Some bitch ass virus that caused a quarantine in 2020, you can still get it. The first day, you test positive is most likely the day you’re sent home from the nurse, the second day, you feel like you’re a zombie, the third day is probably the worst day. You can’t stomach anything with the exception of liquids. It gets better afterwards.

Kid #1: wya, dude? You’re gonna be late
Kid #2: I tested positive for COVID, fam. I’m not going to school today.

by TiredClarinetist September 8, 2024

COVIDance

When you are at a gentleman's club and buy a private dance, but the dancer doesn't get within three feet of you.

"Was the VIP room any good?"

"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "

by Doc_X September 21, 2020

Covid Buddy

A person(s) that was your lover during the covid lockdown.

My covid buddy was critical for my sexual & mental health during the 2020 covid lockdown.

by @BigMac May 16, 2023