cheese shoulder 

it's when you take a slice of american cheese (the kind that's in the wrapper) and stick it to the back of someone's shirt, usually near their shoulder, without the person noticing. you don't tell them the cheese is there until they're in a crowd of people and then you yell "CHEESE SHOULDER!"

Bob punched me in the face after I gave him a cheese shoulder in front of his girlfriend.

cheese shoulder by that girl April 15, 2004

cheese slice 

The triangle shaped sweat mark left by a woman on a vinyl seat. Most often seen on exercise equipment.

Damn MaryBeth, are you going to wipe off that cheese slice you left on the Lat Pulldown?

cheese slice by bnasty October 16, 2006

Cheese Monkey 

Someone who likes to sniff other peoples bums, any sex or sexuality.

"omg, he was Cheese Monkey-ing like a badman last night"
"eww really"
"mhm"

Cheese Monkey by Bridget Knows Dirty Words October 23, 2007

cheese curd

Typical residents of midwestern sprawl. Generally obese, thes e creatures have lifestyles centered around television viewing , cheap canned beer, and bad low-fiber foods. Working crappy corporate service-sector jobs, they generally vote republican and don't care why.

The cheese curd, being too lazy to walk while shopping at WalMart, chose to employ one of the electric wheelchairs reserved for mobility-impaired patrons.

cheese curd by Graham Paul Knopp March 31, 2007

Cheese Beard

An extension of the cheese stache. A beard which consists of scattered, patchy hair growth, typically seen on people of Hispanic heritage.

Man did you see Alex's cheese beard? Somebody get him a razor!

Cheese Beard by halfpint86 October 16, 2010

Cheese Pizza

Commonly used in the dark web meaning child porn .

Ethan G. Has some cheese pizza on his computer that he thinks no one knows about .

Cheese Pizza by Ethancheesygreen April 28, 2020

Cheese mustache 

The act of slapping your un-circumcised dick against your partners upper lip and leaving a trail of "smegma" behind, to create a "cheese mustache".

Bill bring your un-circ over here and give me a cheese mustache

Cheese mustache by Stacheman69 November 27, 2010