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take my browns to the super bowl 

Having a heavy, stinky, and urgent bowel movement.
I need to get to the john and fast! I've got to take my browns to the super bowl!!!

turd in a punch bowl 

A person who looks different from everyone else around them. Someone who sticks out or seems odd.
Oh my god. Did you see what Ben was wearing? He sticks out like a turd in a punch bowl!
turd in a punch bowl by lindie April 1, 2006

jelly bowl 

#1 "lets make a jelly bowl"
#2 "howd u do that?"
#1 "Get some jelly, and make it into something resembling a bowl"
#2 "ahhhhhhhhhh, how silly of me"

A Steaming Bowl Of Ranky pops 

1) The worst breakfast cereal in the world.

2) To be utterly disgusted by a situation that presents itself.

3) An expression you would say if something really smells bad.
If you play really bad at something e.g football and someone asks you about your performance, you can say. "It was A Steaming Bowl Of Ranky Pops". This means it was bad.

If someone lets one go!! You can say "Oh! thats A Steaming Bowl Of Ranky Pops!".

You can use it in all aspects if describing something as being bad or off etc.

nipple bowl 

Superbowl XVIII, where the publicity of Janet Jackson's boob overtook the joy of a great game between the Patriots and Panthers
Joe: Hey that was a good game huh?
Bob: Yeah, so was that boob! ohhyeah!!
Joe: Shut up you animal-goatsing wanksta!
nipple bowl by Joe Yamato February 8, 2004
Like on of those taco salads you get at the mexican place, except stinky, and in between some chicks legs.
"Yeah, she must've figured I wasn't gonna go down on her cause she had a tuna bowl that would knock out a butcher."
tuna bowl by M January 31, 2005