Buzz Bean

Back and better than ever, Buzzin’ down the slopes is.... it’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s the Pyth-a-goris train! After using protractors and finding factors, ol Buzz is retired! You’ll find him where the Porsche is parked and the mean dogs barked, skiing hills and popping pills.

“He made a weird noise, like the buzz of a bee,” said Chris.
“No, it was more like the Buzz Bean!” Yelled Bob.
“Careful!” Replied Chris. “You’re not supposed to say that name out loud....”

“Ehhhhhh,” came an every echo from the dark corner of the school.....
“Oh no.... the stories of him are true,” said Chris, only before the Buzzing grew louder, silencing his words.

by buzzerbeater69 November 11, 2020

mrs bean

the smart sexy funny beautiful wife of mr. bean who is overlooked because she’s not as stupid as him. deserves more recognition

i saw mr bean’s wife mrs bean reciting all the numbers of pi. like wow shes smarter than einstein yuh

by crackwh0r3 November 14, 2020

chasing the bean

when you smoke weed and codeine together

wait did you just start chasing the bean

by @corndogi December 23, 2020

Galaxy Beans

Ugly ass bean looking headphones.

Man are those baked beans or Galaxy Beans?

by BorisJohnsonfromdiscorf January 6, 2021

a crunchy bean

when referring to some one as a crunchy bean you are saying they have the same itelligence as of the person on twitter named "dr. crunchy" also known as "crunchy bean boi" witch is low

person a " your such a crunchy bean"
person b "what the fuck is a"
person a "see a crunchy bean"

by uhfhjhghjks January 21, 2021

Brew the Bean

1. To make coffee.

2. Vigorous masturbation of the female clitoris.

I love Starbucks. They really can brew the bean.

I was just about to brew the bean when my roommate walked in on me.

I did nothing but brew the bean this weekend and now my pussy is tender to the touch.

by Dick Onchin February 7, 2021

floof bean

floof bean is directed towards cats and dogs for the most part.

THE FLOOF BEAN IS ADORABLE!!!!!!!

by le floof bean February 17, 2021