River

An insensitive little bitch who makes you feel okay then bucks everything up.
River was everything, then nothing.
by Lil Barnicle November 21, 2018
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River is an amazing guy and very cool. He has brownish-gold hair, blue eyes, and loves the outdoors and swimming. He really likes baseball and is a good pitcher. He has a younger sister who he is really sweet to. He takes care of his friends and sister. He seems like a player at first, but then when you get to know him you see he's actually really nice and funny and sweet.
"River is the goat."
"River"
by pseudonymoperson March 28, 2023
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A Goofy Lil Boy Who Likes To Stay Youthful And Is Mostly Happy, But Tends To Be Lonely And A Lot Of People Shun Him.
Person 1: River Is Such A Goofy Lil Boy
Person 2: You've Got That Right!
by ColoradoGuy2004 November 29, 2021
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a mean person who acts tuff and strong but is actually a softie. They are the most caring person you will ever meet. Once they find something they love they will cherish it with all their heart. They have a great smile and amazing hair. They also tend to cry a lot and fail to hide it. they mean everything they say and never go back on their promises. They are someone im grateful to meet and hope i spend the rest of my life with.
by pissfart6000 March 07, 2022
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A girl who is crazy and wild, yet can be sweet and calm at the same time. She is stubborn, but a total hottie. She has the best eyes and the perfect smile but will never show it. She love the outdoors and just being free.
John: "That girl is so cute but very stubborn, she reminds me of a River"
by Just some random person tbh November 07, 2018
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That is such a river
by Blewyp February 09, 2023
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Cute, smart, sweet, funny, kind, hot
River is perfect
by Ethan2009 May 03, 2022
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