A person whose superhero powers stem from having a mythical single nipple that severely limits their intellectual capabilities while enhancing their sexual appeal.
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by kpally November 8, 2011
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by Missster Blackwell July 14, 2013
Get the Man Sleeves mug.On the foggiest night of the year they say the fog man will appear he controls the fog and can disappear at will he says he can buy you alcohol and tells you to meet at a church but he will never show until you are leaving and then when you turn around he’ll be gone when you come back he’ll request you leave $10 for him and come back but no one knows what happens if you leave the money
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Get the The Fog Man mug.For example Christian tried to say he was from dc but his mom said he’s from maryland so he was false claiming so that makes him a Maryland man oh and ronda is fat
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