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Bastardized

The act of becoming a bastard through baptism.
“B was bastardized wasn’t he?” “Yep, can’t you tell by how much of an ass he is? They Must have held him under the bastard water for a long time.”
by BadBitchAstro June 23, 2021
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Bastarding

Larry and Susan had a one night stand. They created a child. Hence, Larry and Susan were bastarding.
by Cleinth July 23, 2012
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Hardy Bastard

A person who is just an awesome mother fucker, shows his strength, takes one for the team or does something real good.
Dude, john got jumped by five guys, but he beat the shit outta them!

wow he's a hardy bastard
by djhegzy August 21, 2011
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Cheekless Bastard

1) Someone who lacks cheeks.
2) Someone who's lack of convex skin on either side of their lips is replaced by stone-cold realness and an uncanny ability to cause other people's minds to become concave and introspective.
3) A person who's face is comprised of strong bones, full lips, a piercing glare, sharp ears, and a chin that is ALWAYS in check.
4) Someone so real, their realness is perceived as cheekiness.
"I want you to be honest with me because I am with you" said the Cheekless bastard

"Honesty is the best policy. To lie is a pest's priority." said the Cheekless bastard

"That Cheekless bastard is a fucking llamuffaguin."
by Not A. Lush October 13, 2011
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Rat Bastard

Someone who knowingly, willingly, and deliberately cutting you off while you are driving.
“That Rat Bastard cut me off for no reason!”
by Xemnes_24 May 31, 2023
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Bastard

A gay peice of shit who won't fucking tell you what tf something means which you may or may not have seen clearly, many of you may have friends or may even be the person who does it, if you are, go fucking kill yourslef, you suck dick, nobody loves you or ever fucking did, youre the ugliest peice of human shit walking around, you aint ever getting a girlfriend because your a fat bitch who sucks off their own brother and don't have a single father figure in your life, FUCKING KILL YOURSELF, IT WILL BENIFIT US ALL.
Similar words: pussy, bastard, bitch, nigger, fatherless, no dick, douchebag, cocksucker.
These people are bastards, they have no fucking life except sitting on their ass wanking their microscopic dick
by fuckurselfufatcunt June 23, 2023
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Bald Bastard Classic

Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull
“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic
by iiTzXan June 26, 2023
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