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passport bastard

undocumented person who joins the military to get citizenship
i hate those marines at mcas miramar, bunch of passport bastards
by Jaggerbou January 8, 2024
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Dangerous Bastard

Girls, nooooow!
Girls, come on noooow-wow-wow-wow!
Lemme see ya!!
Yeah I'm a dangerous bastard and I'm bullet-proof
I tell ya liiiiife is a lesson look, sometimes I get flu...
A devil looks into my eye, and he makes my voice go ahhhhh!!
Is there nothing in his eye, God I need to know...
Is it true, you like my curls? Do you think we look like girls?
Would it cause a sexual block if you saw, our, great, big socks!
Lemme see ya!!
I keep drivin' faster! Going through the roof!
I wanna ruuuuun a delicatessen love that don't make me a proof...
Action, camera, lipstic lights, I fit in mercede's tights
No-one knows I play guitar wearing her red bra
Is it true you like my curls? Do you think we look like girls?
Would it cause a sexual block if you saw, our, great, big socks!

Dangerous Bastard
by Death Menace July 3, 2023
mugGet the Dangerous Bastardmug.

Baked Bastard

Someone whos really high on marijuana and its very obvious.
"Man jimmy was being a baked bastard yesterday".
by Doggedbast22 December 17, 2014
mugGet the Baked Bastardmug.

bastard shit

Sorry I am late. Went to take a leak just before the meeting and had to deal with a bastard shit.
by Nolan Swipples November 11, 2022
mugGet the bastard shitmug.

Bastard of all Bastards

The Bastard of all Bastards is a white male, he lives in a small town in upstate NY that most people have never heard off. He is beyond an asshole and much worse that just a bastard on its own. This man is the Bastard of all Bastards!
Hey Harry! What Diane! Can you stop farting like that? No! Fuck you!, Harry, you are the Bastard of all Bastards
by Kenny Bishop Jr. June 2, 2024
mugGet the Bastard of all Bastardsmug.

Gluttonous Bastard

Youngsavage after going .5 seconds without eatin.
by NotRealFishJuice April 29, 2023
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