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Leading on bastard

a leading on bastard is a ex that you got back together again, but lead you on making you think that they actually like you, but instead they were just using you for your feelings and not for who you are as a person
Person 1: I can't believe he would do that to me, he's a leading on bastard!!

Person 2: I'm so sorry for you I hope you get better
Person 1: thanks..
by Xxx little_sh*txxX March 2, 2023
mugGet the Leading on bastardmug.

Cum-bastard

Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long
James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard
by Caleb Cummins March 12, 2022
mugGet the Cum-bastardmug.

Bald bastard

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure
His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried
by Dat laddy July 26, 2022
mugGet the Bald bastardmug.

Bald bastard

M:Why is this 4 year old speaking to me
E:Um im ten you bald bastard!
by i hate my classmates July 7, 2022
mugGet the Bald bastardmug.

odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard

the famous internet video of a of a sexy strawberry blond irish man saying "odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard" while a short long nosed fat 'person' strokes their '2 incher pincher'

this person was known to suck mad penis before he died of willy rot from hanging around andrew donaghers willy rot
dont act like odhran kelly you dirty fat bastard
by andrewdonagher January 21, 2024
mugGet the odhran kelly you dirty fat bastardmug.

Robbing bastards

God B&m are reyt robbing bastards
by EEGGLLBB October 20, 2023
mugGet the Robbing bastardsmug.

Thunder bastard

A derogatory term for goth or emo or who is a fan of heavy rock normally covered in piercings and chains and wear dark/ rock related clothes
by Lolaman June 17, 2020
mugGet the Thunder bastardmug.

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