seventeenth base 

Writing bad fiction depicting your partner in sexual situations that fulfill your own fetishes.

Chrono: Ohai! I just finished writing my newest RotMG fanfic! Want to read it? It's over 9000 pages long!
PARIAH: *Reads*
Chrono: Well? Am I totally awesome or am I totally awesome?
PARIAH: Where's the BDSM, bitch? We ain't reached seventeenth base until there's BDSM!

seventeenth base by P. Arias September 6, 2011

basedandpisspilled 

niche instagram page. Best instagram page to ever exist

omg have you seen the last basedandpisspilled post ? it’s so funny

basedandpisspilled by basedandpisspilledfan October 5, 2021

basedsexual 

An individual who is sexually attracted to based people.

What is your sexuality?

I am basedsexual.

What does that even mean? Are you attracted to bass guitars?

No, I am attracted to based people, and you are not being very based right now.

basedsexual by XX_GamerGod69_Xx June 10, 2022

Baked Jelly 

Dried up Vasoline that you find around the rim of your asshole.

Watch Out! I think she's got baked jelly up there, don't toss anything yet.

Baked Jelly by sumolucy24 August 6, 2008

Baked theory 

A baked theory is a theory that is complete nonsense made up whilst intoxicated by the wacky backy. Said victim of a baked theory usually thinks that the idea is complete genius at the time not seeing all the major flaws in their amazing revelation. The theory tends to come about in useless conversations had between fellow stoners

Simon: I was getting stoned with Ross the other day and he reckons that tigers can't purr and lions can't roar...
Sonny: What!? That is such a baked theory has this kid never been to the zoo?

Baked theory by Sgurnz December 22, 2013

baseball girlfriend 

A girl who goes to her boyfriends baseball games to only look at the booty in dem baseball pants.

GF: Yeah I'm only a baseball girlfriend for the booty
BF: Oh

baseball girlfriend by sibby98 February 1, 2015

Base Up

To burn marijuana with one or more people.

Jeff: Hey Billy you work today?
Billy: Nah man.
Jeff: You tryna base up?
Billy: Yee bub.

Base Up by Base Up Lord May 12, 2016