August 8th

Slap your sister day

Oh it's August 8th I will slap my sister and won't get any trouble

by Prins Bisschopsingel August 8, 2021

August 16th

aggressively make out with your homie today!

homie 1: yo bro its August 16th
homie 2: oh emm gee i forgot
*homie 1 and 2 start to aggressively makeout*

by sussyburgder August 16, 2022

August 24

National Kobe Bryant day ‘Mamba Day’ in memorial of Kobe Bryant he wore jersey number 8 and 24 in his years. August 24 is 8/24

Today is August 24 (8/24) National Kobe Bryant day!

by Preston D January 27, 2020

August 5th

National prank day.

Jerry: dude I killed my dog man.
Tom: Say you swear bro.
Jerry: nah man I’m js pranking you it’s august 5th
Tom: ohhh yah today is national prank day you got me good man.

by Jackflin August 5, 2023

July-August

if you were born in these months then your dad failed no nut november

“Fuck i just learned our dads failed no nut november”

“how?”

“we were born July-August“

“fuck”

by this username sucks August 7, 2021

August 4th

Date your friend aly day

Mark: it's August 4th
Aly: ok what's that?
Mark: it's date your friend aly day
aly: ok let's date
mark: ok

by urbandicsucker August 4, 2023

August

August means that your dad didn’t finish No Nut November!!

Dad: son did u finish NNN?
Son: yes, did you?
Dad:no, because you were born in August

by Weird kid 666 November 18, 2019