Ultimate Jizz Attack

When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.

"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."

by Grandaddy Nut Buster9000 August 28, 2016

Dirty Ostrich Attack

When a person shits and pisses in a plastic bag and proceeds to smash it open across somebody else's face resembling an ostrich that had its head in the ground.

"I like to slap people across the face with bags full of piss and shit when they are being assholes giving them a dirty ostrich attack".

by Exodus Thrasher January 12, 2020

heart attack jacked

When you or your loved one experience a heart attack or other cardio issue that suddenly changes your life into a constant regimen of medicine, diet, and lifestyle adjustments along with lots of doctor appointments that destroy all the routines you had previously.

Suzy: I'd love to go have some drinks with you to catch up.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.

I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.

by Kavakahn December 10, 2022

healthy heart attack

when you are bob harper and you tell fat people all the time that they might have a heart attack, and then, you yourself have said heart attack, you just got a healthy heart attack.

oh man, i have been working out so much, and eating right, but i think i'm having a healthy heart attack.

by obesiverse 2 February 27, 2017

Missing Trick Attack

Trick Attack, a skill used to debuff a boss giving a massive damage boost to teammates. Requires you to be in the rear of your target to inflict the debuff. If on any other side of the boss, the attack will be missed.

Tank: God damnit Ninja, you've been missing trick attack.
Ninja: B-but, my skill went off.
Tank: Did you True north?
Ninja: ....

by Sterm April 1, 2019

Surprise Ninja Attack

MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! While the male is having sex with the female in the doggy style position, he pulls out and inserts a dildo, so the women is non the wiser that the man has pulled out. The man continues to pleasure her and suddenly turns the lights on, yells "SURPRISE NINJA ATTACK!", and punches the female in the face. Then turns the lights back off.

1)"Bro, remember molly?"
2)"yea...?"
1)"Bro, I totally surprise ninja attacked her last night"
2)"Nice."

by hubbabubbamax11 October 31, 2011

Single attack fucker

Someone who when playing any type of fighting based game, despite a plethora of distinct, cool and most importantly, varying attacks at there behest, choose to fight using only the one (often boring and unimpressive) attack. Victory is often unattainable when versing a single attack fucker as they proceed to force you into a corner and perform the same pussy faggot ass attack over and over and over and over, resulting in undescribable frustration and or murderous tendencies.
Whether it be rushing in dragonball Z or the dastardly low kick in street fighter, single attack fuckers are nearly impossible to defeat with one the exception being interfering with there cognitive/hand eye coordination processing centres, aka reaching over and hitting there controller

Male: (thinking to himself) im so good at soul caliber 2, i know, ill ask my little sister to play me so i can smash her ass and feel better about myself.
HEY SIS! COME PLAY A GAME WITH YOUR BROTHER!

Sister: okee dokee, how do i play?

Male: uh i forgot, just figure it out

sister: (happily humming away) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

In game announcer: PERFECT K.O!

Sister: hey i won, YAY! im so hap......

Male: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM YOU SINGLE ATTACK FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by urbdicsh May 26, 2011