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Asshole Brown

Simply, the color of the skin surrounding one's puckered anus.
"I would to exchange this guitar strap for another one please because the color of this one is very similar to asshole brown." Raw sienna
by Big Brown Johnson February 15, 2010
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Asshole McFaggot

An employee of McDonald's restaurant, normally operating the drive-thru speaker apparatus who generally regards you as the idiot, even though you have a real job and his job is to cater to you: the less inferior of the human race.
Asshole McFaggot: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
You: Yeah, I want a double cheeseburger and a small fry.
McFaggot: I have a McDouble and a small fry, is that correct?
You: No. a DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER.
Faggot: Oh....ok. Go ahead and pull up to the window.
You to friend in the passenger seat: What an asshole mcfaggot.
by Jamaican Gerald December 27, 2009
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kofi asshole

A completely corrupt asshole who is the UN sec. general.Bush wants him to remain the sec. general of the UN while Bill O'Reilly wants to give the job of UN Sec.General to Bill fucking Clinton thus proving and confirming my personal belief that this is a one-party system and that both parties are really a bunch of liberal whackos.
The UN should be kicked out of the US.

Satanists are liberal bastards in favor of the NWO.Hitler too wanted a NWO because he was a fuckin hippie piece of shit too.
by you must learn December 13, 2004
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asshole head

The illusion of a dirty anus that it created on the heads of fake blondes as their roots come in when they have a cowlick.
"Girl, you gotta get your hair colored again. You're getting asshole head."
by Markazzmark October 16, 2012
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asshole in a truck

A term used to describe a bad driver of a truck, 4WD or ute. See song often sung by drivers.
"I'm an asshole in a truck
I'm an asshole in a truck
I cannot drive for shit
I'm an asshole in a truck".
by John Barratt August 20, 2008
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Arabian Asshole

the last hit of the bowl thats all ash. its black and white, and tastes like ass, therefore named Arabian Asshole.
Dan ripped the last hit and it was arabian asshole. no bueno!
it was not the og kush he hoped for.
by niccck jk lol July 1, 2010
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flaming asshole

An All-American male with so much confidence he never gives your corpse a second thought as he flys on past. Nowadays used either in the physical or emotional sense.

Now more often associated with sports car driving habits - but originally it meant top gun type, fighter pilots. Originally it was a reference to how fighter jet afterburners looked like flaming (circular) assholes when they flew past targets and the type of personality that flew those planes. Moving too fast and having too much fun to care about the victims left behind.
Tom Cruise may never have been a real Top Gun pilot but he sure has most of the flaming asshole personality quirks that define such flyers.
by Well-Duh May 27, 2009
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