Irish Cunt

An Irish cunt, is where if you have a friend who is from Ireland, or raised in Ireland or have Irish blood

Me: You're an Irish cunt!
Your friend: Oh my god.....

by Brindle January 11, 2017

Irish Door

the, often times, brick wall that appears to be the door next to it while under the influence.

McGarrity: Jaysus what happened to your head Malachy?
O'Riley: Oh, he tried walking through the irish door downstairs.

by finely28 December 11, 2009

Irish Bukakke

The act of nutting all over a railroad track that your ancestors built in America.

Let's go dishonor our fams and have some Irish bukakke with the other hobos

by DatGoy1945 April 24, 2019

Irish bug

A hangover

Mate 1: Aye mate, I got the Irish bug this morning \

Mate 2: You stupid cock eye boy!

by FTHAATWOMAN June 6, 2018

Irish screwdriver

A hammer. From an old joke about an Irish labourer talking to his boss.

"How'd you get them screws driven in so fast Paddy?"
"Oi used an 'ammer sir, et were much faster."

"it's not working"

"use an irish screwdriver then"

by Arnold B. Loke January 9, 2014

Kiss me, I'm Irish

Irish sex.

Bloody hell, mate, look at that boner!

by Irishman March 10, 2003

Irish War Hammer

An irish war hammer is a worded used to describe an Irish mans tool that he brings to battle.

Woman:"so honey what tool did you bring tonight?"
Man:" Well,in that case i guess Ill whip out the ol' Irish War Hammer and slap you with it!"

by The Irish Hammer December 9, 2008