Austin w

A kid or adult that likes to lie about everything and acts dumbs and pees with his sister

Aidan your a Austin W no joke.

by YourD@D:) April 6, 2019

Austin

a person with no brain but is fun to be around with.

me: if you answer this question wrong you are an Austin what is 1+1?
guy 1: I don't know.
me: congratulations you are an Austin.

by truedictinoary September 5, 2023

The Austin Bock Theory

When no one actually likes a person but only stays friends or befriends them because they think everyone else likes them, when in reality no one likes them.

Adjective
“No one actually likes Austin , he’s a narcissistic, selfish, self centred, so far up his own ass dickhead who thinks he’s so important, the only reason people are friends with him is because they think everyone else likes him, it’s the Austin Bock theory!” It means he needs to be humbled because no one likes him

by Heidi😭 January 3, 2024

Austin

a pedophile

That guy got thrown in Jail for being an Austin

by A rotting cheese November 30, 2021

Austin

Has hoes

Like a lot

Is friends with Colton

Will never find this

Austin: I don’t have hoes

Also Austin: girl 1, girl 2, girl 3, rylee

by Lilly doesn’t like you December 10, 2020

Austin Murray

A sweet and loving guy, he will be there whenever you need him. He can be socially awkward but thats what makes him himself. He is sweet, hot and very caring, if you have an Austin Murray, never let him go.

Girl 1: Austin Murray is so cute and caring.
Girl 2: I know, i wish i had myself an Austin Murray.

by Bisexuwhale24 June 1, 2019

Austin

The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.

"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."

by Jackass_Jayden July 5, 2020