Austin Work Rule

Fouling around while in a committed relationship is only allowed as long as it is with coworkers. This is considered a “team building” function and helps create trust, respect, and loyalty within a company.
“Dude did you hear Josh was banging Leslie from the mail room”
“Yea, it’s not cheating though due to the Austin Work Rule”
by RefineryWorker May 30, 2024
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Austin Quincel

"Austin Quincel" is a term used for extremely sexy men. They typically get all the pussy and play in the ocean, their dick is also so big that he doesn't need the motion in the ocean he has the whale in the swale.
"OMG Jamaal is such an Austin Quincel I just wanna slop him up."
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Austin

Often a tall,awkward, but amazing 21 year old man. The name given to a person who will marry someone that’s name starts w an A
Austin and Allie got married in 2028
by Judymint December 9, 2019
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Austin

A "teenager" acts like an autistic kid . Sleeps all the time , cries for no reason and try to seek attention from literally every female teacher but get scolded by every single teacher
Person 1: L bozo you trash
Person 2: Bruh, stop saying that
Person 1: Ok, You're such an Austin
Person 2 (To Herman Lai): 我懷疑佢霸凌我
Person 1: L + ratio + no friends + sleepy + no black pen
by Autistic Tape inventor November 30, 2023
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Austin

Normally shorter than all his friends is kind of a retard he embarrasses people is not very healthy like to hang up on people and likes to play I message games. Normally has dark brown or black hair and brown eyes. He is very stupid in the heat of the moment and likes to say he is tall and call people short but he is not. Retarded 🤪
Austin is very short
by ###girl### January 25, 2020
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Austin

A type of fuck up which should be impossible to do, but somehow has happened
by Clucker McFucker July 17, 2022
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Austin

Austin is a popular jock who’s surprisingly nice for his position of power. He’s incredibly smart, fit and strong, and is just the kindest person you’ll ever meet. He’s innocent and unlike other jocks his age he doesn’t make disrespectful jokes about women or sex jokes. He’s often outgoing with his friends and genuinely nice to other peoples who don’t get noticed or to anyone not popular. He often attracts people his age that are band geeks or generally unpopular. Most likely is or was on the football team in high school.
“Austin is just so dreamy..”

Yeah but he would never go for someone like us he’s too popular.”
by Imalatteindahood November 27, 2021
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