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fantastic beasts and where to find them

A movie where "Newt" (Eddie Redmayne) wrecks New York by losing his shit (the fantastic beasts). And there were never even any wizards in America anyways! What the hell David Yates.
Did you see Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them? It was... interesting.
by Voiceless Knight December 29, 2016
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Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!

M says to C "I want you to make love to my mouth"

That is then interpreted by C as "She wants me to fuck her pie hole".

In turn M slaps C and screams "Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!"

Grrrrrrr
by Deviant lil Cupcake November 16, 2009
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come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!
Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"
by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012
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Beast Beard

Chuck Norris' beard is a Beast Beard. I'd kiss him.
by kstache December 15, 2010
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Dutch-Beast

A man who takes lots of farts. It is attractive for the men, and gets them all horny.
Youre a Dutch-Beast!
by SerbianMadafaka May 12, 2016
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Beast

Best/Beast
by Author17338 March 16, 2021
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Brow Beast

A person with an overly massive forehead which takes up 80% of their entire head features.
Justin: Yo John, look at this guy, his forehead is fucking hude
John: Oh yeah that's jude, he's a Brow Beast
by KamuiShortsGamer August 31, 2017
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