wet piece of wood

Bland; boring; monotoned; white caucaudacity ; people who are named Marie are like this.

Marie is so aggravating. Her personality is like a wet piece of wood

by Deedledeeledee October 6, 2019

Burnt piece of toast

Keyara. A nasty hoe.

Oh look at that burnt piece of toast.

by Bllalal. Hate hoes.com September 8, 2016

Three Piece Meal

The act of putting your penis in the vagina, ass and mouth

Pete: "Yo man my girl let me give her a Three Piece Meal last night"
Johnny: "The question is where'd u nut"

by daddy's anal whore January 8, 2021

Puzzle-Piece-People

Puzzle-Piece-People are people who's whole life is a bag of different puzzle pieces from different puzzles. Each piece is a fact but by itself its meaningless unless its connected to another piece from the same puzzle. The only way they have to connect one piece to another is by force of belief, because actually facts and reason are meaningless to these people. It's a secular religion.

The QAnon is made up of Puzzle-Piece-People.

by Miles Bighorse August 17, 2020

Inconsiderate piece of shit

When your soon to be ex-girlfriend tells that she's leaving you because she now suddenly feels disconnected with you while you have absolutely no clue what has been up.

Her: I'm leaving you because I don't feel the same with us anymore. Thank you so much for everything
Him: Seriously? You're leaving me without any hesitation or chance for us to figure things out? Well you're welcome you inconsiderate piece of shit! Now fuck off will you.

by j_ordyb February 23, 2022

reese's pieces principle

when someone tells you about something nice they have and you assume it is an invitation to take/try it.

"I showed him the Reese's Pieces fun pack I was given at work and he grabbed it from me and ate it. When I asked him why did you do that, he said 'reese's pieces principle'"

by jcon94 July 21, 2018

little piece of bastard

a combination of the insult "piece of shit" and the insult "little bastard". Can be used in most situations.

Jay: Stop trying to steal my woman you little piece of bastard!

Joe: Whoa man, lay off with the little piece of bastard.

by J-Stizzy December 31, 2005