Walled Lake Central

Basically a hell hole of a school in Oakland County MI. Like everyone else said, there’s a bunch of 304’s everywhere in haram clothes and people vaping. Degeneracy in a lot of places, even sex before marriage, which is also haram.

Bro, I swear anywhere in Walled Lake Central High, there’s bad everywhere.

by Random_rambo July 27, 2023

Lake Thot

Any random woman at the lake who consumes mass quantities of alcohol and who also twerks uncontrollably. She may also show her breast multiple time throughout the day or night and have promiscuous sex with random stranger's.

Hey , did you guys see that lake thot twerking on the front of that boat today?

by Captain Boss May 5, 2020

Saranac Lake

A small, meth and heroine infested town, located in the heart of the Adirondacks. A self proclaimed “city” with a minuscule population of about 5,000, Saranac Lake is home to some of the biggest sore losers in the adirondack park. Going as far as burning monuments down when they lose a football game. You can find local kids at the tony park skate park they constantly talk up tossing needles around like candy. Saranac natives are famous for their smug demeanor and the ability to huff their own farts and love the smell, as their shit cannot stink. They usually never leave town as the outside world is too freighting, needing to stay in a sheltered environment is key for their success. It’s well known that Saranac laker’s, much like old royal families, tend to keep it in the family for “pure” bloodlines. If you are ever looking for some great crystal meth its the place to be.

Saranac lake local: hey do you want to go down to the skate park and shoot up?

Saranac lake local 2: Oh yeah man you got any spare needles? i used my last few at the carousel last night.

by Keepingitreal69 October 9, 2021

mother lake

trish stratus' swimming pool

Regina: "Trish really dove into mother lake head first in 2000 and stays inspiring the current girlies."
Michelle: I know right?!?

by keephoesontheytoes July 24, 2022

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

Lake Belton High School

Save us Micah Hudson….save us…..

“Did you hear Micah Hudson got hurt??”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAKE BELTON HIGH SCHOOL WILL NEVER BE THE SAME”

by ihatemyself555 October 2, 2024

Lake Newfield

A large puddle that, according to legend, forms in front of Newfield High School in Middle Country Central School District after a downpour. Unfortunately, distressed student tears do not count as downpours. (If they did, we'd have a lot more space to swim.)

"Do you want to go swimming?"
"Sure, let's go to Lake Newfield."

by Peggisms November 19, 2018