e-sarcasm

Using sarcastic terms on the internet, the same as in real life, though harder to comprehend because you're not really there.

Jennyrulz09:'I wish you wouldn't give me such incredible sex all the time Johnny'
JohnyMcgee94:'=( Why?'
Jennyrulz09:'You just cant handle my e-sarcasm Johnny, I think we need to break up'

by Andrew Fucking Howell May 25, 2007

e-tongue

The act of flirting over the internet. Usually via MMORPG games or chat using built in functions of the game called "emotes".

Mobyus was totally slipping Amep the e-tongue over there.

by Meppers November 6, 2007

e-douche

one who uses email, social networks, and other electronic marketing mediums to spread their douche-ness and annoying-ness for shameless self-promotion.

Todd is really an e-douche. I got an Farcebook group invite to promote his new venture into stair-step marketing.

by jssnthnlwgnr February 26, 2009

e-spoke

To have communicated with someone via chat. Can also be used in the present tense (though less effectively) as e-speek.

I e-spoke with the client yesterday and he gave the go-ahead.

by jfkelley February 28, 2009

E-whore

A girl that dates multiple guys online and uses them to buy her things.

Yo John i like this girl online but I think she’s a e-whore

by Gayboiis666 March 30, 2019

E-mole

When an individual uses an online editing software to artificially add a mole onto a part of their body for the purpose of making them more attractive.

Did you see the number of E-moles Jen had in her lastest gram pic.... the fuck bitch who dyu think ur fooling??!

by bigdickm0 May 11, 2019

e-weed

(n.) Cannabis-derived liquid containing THC which is vaporized by an electronic device into an aerosol for inhalation into the lungs.

I bought some e-weed at the dispensary so I'm ready for the weekend.

by Alex P. Washington September 6, 2019