When ancient, decomposing gunk hidden in the farter’s backside comes back to life in a full biblical event. It crawls out of the darkness like something that should have stayed forgotten, unleashing noxious fumes that terrorize anyone within range. A stench so apocalyptic it feels like a warning sign the prophets politely chose not to write down.
Bro, that was a full zombie fart. It rose out of the darkness like the undead and came straight for my soul.
by Seah0rse November 25, 2025
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The trauma addict zombies of the prestigious university - who went in disguise as normal students and staff - conspired against the minority target for the entire , four year length of her academic career - because they meant to uphold the racial hierarchy of undeserved white privilege, which is the toxic tradition of the nation, and thus, gain the material rewards of professional advancement for themselves. Immunebliss
by ancestaera August 27, 2020
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Hal almost lost his entire 401(k) to fees because he forgot to roll it over when he switched jobs, he's a retirement zombie!
by Retired Satoshi September 25, 2023
Get the Retirement Zombie mug.A zombie app is something that you accepted online long ago and rarely heard from. Now, it's acting undead, contacting you out of nowhere. You panic because you thought you paid them to go away for three years. And, you probably did.
Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.
They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...
Your account is paid up but they have forty new offerings you don't want. They know you'll panic because you think you got amnesia and your website's about to be shut down for non-payment.
They're able to go into the false-alarm business because giving an online company your email was so innocent back then. So innocent...
Webintellects and Adobe used to be once-a-year passive resets. Now they're the undead--{zombie apps, spamming my email twice a week with rent-seeking advertising junk they want to sell me.
by Manabozhocoyote July 11, 2018
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Get the Zombie mug.Said to explain that your so in love with someone to whom you can't speak of in public. comes from the phrase 'wild horse couldn't take me away from you'
"The photo copier is not working properly can you please help me fix it?"..replies "wild rabid zombie horses peter"....you'd do anything to spend five minutes with this person.
by world Peace April 9, 2017
Get the wild rabid zombie horses mug.The objectively best YT content ever. Originally included Jim Goza, but now mostly consists of Chuck Mere and Charles 'Executioner' Fultz. They test out requested weapons, common objects and mods from popular fiction e.g The Walking Dead on anatomically accurate zombie heads that feature synthetic cranial cavity, skull bone, tough foam flesh and rubber simulants, to see what damage they do, and if it would kill a person/zombie. Although they still upload today, they get barely as many views and money as they should, as they have been raped by YouTube's monetisation system, like so many other channels that were once huge. If I win the lottery I would give half of it to them as they are the one of the most deserving channels on YouTube. In a nutshell: Just watch their fucking channel, they have tested nearly every weapon from movies and video games as well as random objects that I'm sure you are curious if they could kill someone. Sub to ZGB Studios. I was not paid or asked to say this, they're just sick. They are also really good film makers, and it shows in some of their videos, such as the IT prank one.
Zgb Studios are more metal than most actual metal music channels. Did you know that a pencil can make a zombie go boom through the frontal cranium bone, but a Walmart machete can't even go through the parietal bone on the 5th strike?
by I guess myself idk May 6, 2021
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