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Willy out, Johnson!

A game in which at least 2 men or a maximum of 15 can play

The rules of the game being that when anyone shouts “Willy out, Johnson!” the players have to pull their genitalia out as fast as possible and the last to pull it out has to get punched in the :nuts, plums, balls, ect.

The name Johnston refers to a teacher in a school a long time ago that had his trousers and pants pulled down by a student this has been an urban myth since the beginning of time in Lincolnshire. it was said that this act was done because the teacher was so annoy.

Beware, if played more than 5 times a day, willy out johnson may come back to the place where the fifth game was played and will will out johnson your bum
‘Willy out, Johnson!’ refers a male genetalia being pulled into view of everyone else playing the game usually out of some sort of underwear, trousers shorts or any other item of clothing

And Johnston refers to a teacher in a school a long time ago in Lincolnshire that had his trousers and pants pulled down
by willyoutjohnson September 1, 2022
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sweet willie's cabinet

Any cabinet which is filled with a decent stock of alcohol.
You've been stealing from sweet willie's cabinet again haven't you?

Wow, sweet willie cabinet is stocked to the edge!

Ive gotta go borrow some goods from sweet willie's cabinet, be right back.
by JFK bitch January 31, 2009
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Australian Wet Willie

The act of sticking both index fingers into a woman's vagina, then when she is not looking shoving them into her ears and using them as handles to receive oral sex.
Jim:dude, why is Sarah so pissed at you?

Bob:Well, I fingered her and when she wasn't looking I gave her an Australian Wet Willie!

Jim:Nice!

*High Five*
by Mr. Bootylicious December 19, 2013
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the chilly willy effect

The mind's inability to accept the impossible in fiction.
"There's NO WAY that LITTLE PENGUIN can stomp that HUGE DOG into that TINY CAN! NO WAY!!!" exclaimed Connor (patient zero of the Chilly Willy Effect)
by Organboy November 4, 2013
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Wilson County willies

Disease obtained from eating peanuts that cause an exposed person to become addicted to meth and loss off moral compass. Also known as floresville fever.
He quit his job because he came down with Wilson County willies
by Windcrest warrior May 31, 2023
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willy foo foo

by The Wicked Wizard P.G. March 7, 2017
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Extreme Wet Willy

Wet willies righteously delivered by Spiderman, typically using his famous hand signal that also enables him to shoot webs from his wrist.
Ricardo: WHOA! Was that Spiderman! He just gave me an Extreme Wet Willy!

Mitch: Well duh. It is Sunday.
by PsychoBagofCheetos April 27, 2010
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