Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022

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Whale Mouth

The act of performing anal sex without lube causing the receiver so much pain that they make dolphin noises.

I'm gonna whale mouth you so hard tonight!!!

by buttbooger69 August 23, 2015

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septic tank whale

beautiful human being. confident in their body. intelligent like whales. filled with joy

damn! that sure is a good looking septic tank whale! i wish i could date her.

by drizzydrake13 November 18, 2023

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Mustard Whale

When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.

"Could I have 5 hamburgers plain, mustard only...heavy on the mustard." -I am the mustard whale

by tonysuave August 15, 2010

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Fat alien whale

A fat alien whale is short and has pointy flippers. If you see one in the wild you must swim as fast as you can, they have a tendency to drown humans.

Run away it’s a fat alien whale!

by Fat alien whale August 7, 2022

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White Whale

When you pack someone's asshole with cocaine, with the anticipation they will pass gas. When they fart, creating that beautiful blowhole effect, you snort that freshly scented cocaine fart up.

Let me snort that coke outta your ass, white whale style.

by FarkDaNarc October 1, 2019

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