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Wanker

British slang for a tennis player or

To wank: to play tennis
You are a wanker

You wank really well
by Leelelleel July 19, 2022
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You are a wanker
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Wanker

A disingenuous man soliciting a sex worker, possibly masturbating while making a false inquiry. A time waster.
"He was just a wanker. He wouldn't say what he wanted and just kept panting 'yes, Mistress,' into the phone. I'll be blocking his number.'
by LadyLiv September 11, 2022
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My favorite part before the Queen arrives is yelling "wanker" at Prince Charles as he passes.
by DianeSimmons September 13, 2022
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people that call me a wanker
kate: your a wanker
alex: u just called me a wanker so ur the wanker
by notreal110392 October 4, 2022
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Wanker Marching

Wanker Marching is when you march but your moving your right arm with right leg and left leg with your left arm. this activity is well known with Army Cadets.
"Look at those army cadets they are Wanker Marching!"
by 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 October 18, 2022
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