urban lumberjack

A person who gets his firewood by picking up free pallets from behind businesses in the city and carrying them home on his back.

Unable to cut down trees in the park, Nathan became an urban lumberjack to heat his flophouse.

by 'D' Shift Dog Garr January 11, 2008

Urban Dictionary

A popular online slang dictionary where 99.99% of the definitions are written by angsty teens with a bitter and cynical outlook on life, although most come from privileged middle class families and have their own credit cards.

Just go to Urban Dictionary and look up 'puppies' or 'sunshine', and I bet some bitter, angst-ridden teen has written a negative definition about it.

by Millsy86 January 12, 2012

Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary where every word has to do with something sexual.

started in 1999 and was good up until 2003 when stupid teens on drugs decided to define their made up sex words.

Person 1: wanna read some urban dictionary definitions so we can get help on our english homework?
Person 2: bro we're gonna get in trouble all the definitions have something to do with sex
Stupid teenager that overheard conversation: LOL u mean Urban DICKtionary?

by dsdfdsd October 24, 2019

urban dictionary

A magical place where the most straight forward words can become sexual at any time.

A Snowball fight on urban dictionary is when partners spit jizz around in each others mouths and pass it back and forth

by theflyingturtle March 9, 2014

urban dictionary

urban dictionary is a place where you find people talking trash about everyone who's famous

person 1. man i was trying to look up washington for my history class on the urban dictionary and all i can find was people talking trash
person 2. yep

by yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet May 10, 2020

Urban abuser

Someone who puts their full name on urban dictionary as an entry with tags such as: cool, funny, stud, pretty etc.

Me: wow why is this fuckhead being an urban abuser

faggots

by Swagmaster9000 October 21, 2013

New Urbanism

The art of observing a person, place, or thing and concluding it would be better off as a six-storey mixed-use development.

Why would you just build a fire station there when you could but a nice mixed-use development overtop of it? What could go wrong? "-New Urbanism"

by PeptoBismol1 August 16, 2021