Turtle Pope

Best character in elden ring. He is the embodiment of all that is holy and right in the world and if attacked you will have a 100,000,000 bounty put on your head and will be hunted down by john wick. You can't kill the john wick.

I accidently killed the turtle pope and John Wick invaded my world and when he killed me he corrupted my save file.

by TurtlePopeFollower March 25, 2022

turtleemeilo

This is one of the best fanpages! She spreads happiness and joy on tiktok! She is a very well known fanpage!

turtleemeilo is the best!

by ahdibehdidbdbudjxbd May 5, 2022

Turtle Edging

The act of holding a shit in purely for the pleasure

Khye: “Take a shit”
Matthew: “Cant bro I’m turtle edging it feels good”

by Matthew Boob June 15, 2022

Turtle Wedding

When two consenting adults share in the loving act of pressing their assholes together, while simultaneously shitting. Usually a competitive endeavor, with the winner being the one to be covered in the least amount of the others shit.

Travis is the ultimate turtle wedding champion. I don’t know if he can be beat.

by Turtle Wedding June 15, 2022

Tattlesnake

The dubious combination of someone who snitches( tattle) and the subsequent character of a snitch( snake)

Did u see Joy talking to the cops? She's a Goddamn tattlesnake .

by gogokitty760 December 28, 2022

Turtle Shit

The fucking coolest shit ever. Like bro. Don’t even.

“Hey Veronica, I just wanted to tell you that I think I love you. You’re the smartest, kindest, most beautiful person I’ve ever met, and I know we’ve only been on a few dates, but I want to spend the rest of my life with you.”
“Yo that’s total Turtle Shit bro! I fucking love you.”

by finnsatch February 16, 2023

Turtleneck

Someone of Sweater-Boy ethnic culture.
(Offensive Term)

I hate turtlenecks.

by PuddingSlurs April 16, 2023