Pleasuring a lady, or bro-friend, in the bum with the tongue dripping in Irn Bru, a carbonated Scottish soft drink, for added stimulation as the fizzy bubbles work their special magic.
Heather: och Morag, an' hoo was the date ye had the weekend wi' oor Gary?
Morag: awww hen he's a keeper an' nae mistake! He tak us for a spin in his dropped Corsa an gi' me a reet thorough Gazwegian Tonguelashing roond the back o' Budgens
Morag: awww hen he's a keeper an' nae mistake! He tak us for a spin in his dropped Corsa an gi' me a reet thorough Gazwegian Tonguelashing roond the back o' Budgens
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Get the Gazwegian Tonguelashing mug.When a man’s ballsack stretches and hangs out of his underwear. The hanging sack and balls resemble Yoshi’s tongue on Mario when he uses it to catch and eat Goombas.
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When a man’s sack and balls dangle out from his shorts, thus resembling Yoshi’s outstretched tongue when he tries to catch and eat Goombas in Mario.
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Get the Monkey tongue mug.1. Inserting a grape jolly rancher into a vagina and eating/sucking it to the point your tongue turns purple. (Male version below.), Inserting a grape jolly rancher into the tip of a penis and eating/sucking it to the point your tongue turns purple.
2. You are not receiving enough oxygen and your tongue is turning a blueish/purplish colour.
2. You are not receiving enough oxygen and your tongue is turning a blueish/purplish colour.
**made up names**
Josh: "Last night was wild, Amaya gave me a purple jolly rancher and I gave her a Purple Tongue job!"
Trent: "What the fuck dude..!? You know I have a crush on Amaya."
Josh: "Last night was wild, Amaya gave me a purple jolly rancher and I gave her a Purple Tongue job!"
Trent: "What the fuck dude..!? You know I have a crush on Amaya."
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Get the Purple Tongue mug.The gritty, pasty, slimy, film like feeling on your tongue after eating. Especially after eating ass.
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“Hey why aren’t you eating”?
“It was my girlfriend’s birthday yesterday, and I’ve got third degree pussy tongue”
“It was my girlfriend’s birthday yesterday, and I’ve got third degree pussy tongue”
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