Me: god why won’t my targets stop moving for one second
Person talking to everyone in my room for some reason: get back in your seat this is a school
Person talking to everyone in my room for some reason: get back in your seat this is a school
by Picklelord July 3, 2019
Get the School mug.Prison. Just. Prison. The only good thing about school is recess. And no. Not lunch. This is because if you buy lunch it tastes like shit. And to those who pack lunch: You must be a lucky kid.
Teacher: Time for school!
2nd grader: Oh hell no!
Teacher: Oh hell yes!
2nd grader: *Throws up on purpose*
Teacher: You may be dismissed to the nurse.
Second grader: *Cuts hand off of self*
Teacher: Wow I will call your mom!!
2nd grader: Thank god!
Teacher: You were faking?!
2nd grader: Yes but my hand still hurts...
2nd grader: Oh hell no!
Teacher: Oh hell yes!
2nd grader: *Throws up on purpose*
Teacher: You may be dismissed to the nurse.
Second grader: *Cuts hand off of self*
Teacher: Wow I will call your mom!!
2nd grader: Thank god!
Teacher: You were faking?!
2nd grader: Yes but my hand still hurts...
by SchoolSuxBalls June 4, 2018
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Get the School mug.A frickin waste of your time. You go there to do useless crap that ends up being forgotten every 5 seconds and they expect you to remember it all during a test, which is the most annoying shit ever.
by DeepFriedBacon September 2, 2020
Get the School mug.School is easy. It's like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire, the road is on fire, and everything around you is on fire because it's HELL!!!!
School is a government experiment, in which innocent children 3-18 years old are locked in a building. As soon as they are forced inside of it, they are required to leave their human rights outside the door. They cannot eat, drink, use electronics, sleep, laugh, or talk unless instructed to by a teacher. They are sentenced to 6 hours of hard labor and then assigned 2 hours of homework, 5 days a week. Any break between classes usually results in a student being bullied or facing peer pressure from the "popular" kids, which is a result of having all those kids locked in the same hellhole together.
You are judged as a person by your ability to regurgitate any information the authorities demand you to regurgitate. This ability is measured in "Grades". If you get bad grades throughout school, they will tell you that you will never succeed in life. This grade from a teacher has the power to remove you from sports and clubs, and may get you grounded by your parents, no matter how useless the information was. If you ever speak up about any of this in school, you will be locked up in a small room or hallway for several hours in detention after school.
School is a government experiment, in which innocent children 3-18 years old are locked in a building. As soon as they are forced inside of it, they are required to leave their human rights outside the door. They cannot eat, drink, use electronics, sleep, laugh, or talk unless instructed to by a teacher. They are sentenced to 6 hours of hard labor and then assigned 2 hours of homework, 5 days a week. Any break between classes usually results in a student being bullied or facing peer pressure from the "popular" kids, which is a result of having all those kids locked in the same hellhole together.
You are judged as a person by your ability to regurgitate any information the authorities demand you to regurgitate. This ability is measured in "Grades". If you get bad grades throughout school, they will tell you that you will never succeed in life. This grade from a teacher has the power to remove you from sports and clubs, and may get you grounded by your parents, no matter how useless the information was. If you ever speak up about any of this in school, you will be locked up in a small room or hallway for several hours in detention after school.
Me (talking to my friend): "I hate school. This school sucks. My teachers suck."
Teacher (overhears the conversation): "How dare you insult your authorities? Three hour detention for you after school!"
Teacher (overhears the conversation): "How dare you insult your authorities? Three hour detention for you after school!"
by allthe420 February 7, 2018
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Teacher:no
Kid goes to bag takes out kitty litter poops in it and puts on teachers desk
Kid: now can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: no your going home for the rest of the week
Teacher:no
Kid goes to bag takes out kitty litter poops in it and puts on teachers desk
Kid: now can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: no your going home for the rest of the week
by Schoolisbad September 13, 2017
Get the School mug.a complete waste of time. source of plentiful amounts of stress, sadness, any negative emotion you could possibly imagine. i hate school
school = ew
by imnotatory January 13, 2020
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