Simkin’s Special

When someone, usually a male, applies a large quantity of twisted tea inside the lady parts of a female in a fashion to where the body parts are used in the same manner as a cup; accordingly, the male then proceeds to slurp the twisted tea out leaving no drop behind and in the process pleasuring the women.

Blake: Aye, what did you give her?
Chris: Just a little Simkin’s Special.

by KurtSpilker69 March 27, 2022

special goggles

1. Shit you use for going under the sea, as in deep sea or SCUBA diving.
2. Something a steampunk person wears, either on their face or hanging around their neck.
3. Those glasses that make you see funny.
4. Those other glasses that make you see funny. See "beer goggles" for more information.

1. After I touched the hypolimnion, I was glad that I had my special goggles on; my eyes didn't freeze!

2. I realized I needed special goggles when the shiny shit hit my new-fangled air spinning machine.

3. Are these fun house glasses, or just my special goggles?

4. Wow, you look awesome... must be because I'm wearing my special goggles.

by thefriennlyfarmer February 12, 2017

Kadashi Special

The act of sticking your middle finger up someone’s ass.

“Yo shut up before I give you the Kadashi special”!

by The big feller December 10, 2018

Allentown Special

When an individual parks their vehicle in the street, turns on their hazard lights, and exits in order to enter a store or house without losing their spot in traffic. Named as such for its common occurrence in downtown Allentown, Pennsylvania.

"Hey man, you were 20 minutes late picking me up from the airport."
"Sorry, dude, I ran into about 10 Allentown Specials on the way up here."

by MJC923 August 20, 2019

Grabowski Special

Snorting four lines of fake cocaine laced with meth and a topical anesthetic.

"Dude you were so fucked up last night." "Yeah after that Grabowski Special I was done"

by Dongdabber69 March 23, 2017

philipino special

A website usually consisting of one page of a single page of content of low quality and dubious origin, usually provided by low paid 3rd party, which provides zero intrinsic value. The site is littered with advertisements and the goal of the website is to entice the visitor to click on ads as opposed to providing the visitor with the information they seek. Philipino specials usually get banned by Google once reviewed.

Did you see how much money clyde is banking off his server full of Philipino specials?

by Up the Cuts January 3, 2011

Rojas Special

The act of a girl texting you late at night in need for a hard thrusting of the penis into her vagina while yelling out your name. After physical contact, you realize that you have feelings for her and can not continue the booty calls therefore you give into your feelings as well as hers and become boyfriend and girlfriend while all of your friends ridicule you.

Nick: Yo Rachel texted me "hey" with a smiley face.

Leo: Dude, she wants the Rojas Special. Whose going to give it to her my man? You are!

by LDL1122 September 27, 2012