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coffee jew

Someone who pours themselves the last cup of coffee at work and doesn't bother making another pot for anyone else.
"Rob didn't bother making another pot of coffee. What a coffee jew."

"Alicia, did you get coffee jewed?"
by tadboinky August 19, 2013
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Jew pool

When a flock of Jews flee from a area. Looks like a wave but made from jews
"At the bar the Jews got scared, grabbed their coins, formed a Jew pool and flew off."
by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017
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jew-star

to throw at Magen David (Star of David), otherwise known as Solomon's Star or six-pointed star, at one's enemy.
Chris: Eddie! Watch out! Tyler's gonna suck your blood! Quick, Jew-star him!

Eddie throws a Magen David at Tyler and completely turn the vampire into dust.

Eddie: Yes!~
by Sockbopper February 5, 2010
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Jew It Down

A very offensive term meaning "To bring the price of (something) down," referring to the stereotype that Jewish people are massive cheapskates. If you use this phrase in front of a Jewish person, expect to be punched in the face.
"That's too expensive! You better Jew it down."
*Gets punched*
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022
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snapper jew

A term used between male friends to insult one another.
Brett you're such a fuckin snapper jew!
by pirateskull April 21, 2010
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Juice Jew

An individual who is miserly with his or her vape juice.
Randy wouldn't let me hit his Juul, what a Juice Jew!
by washington_foreskins October 15, 2020
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nuke the jews

by You_mad_bro? March 24, 2021
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