tongue chowder

the mass of gunk collected at the blade end of a tongue scraper after a few successful passes. So named because of the often white to yellow hue and thickness of the gunk.
Dentist: "Billy, your teeth and gums look marvelous, but I recommend you start using a tongue scraper to remove that abundance of tongue chowder you have accumulated through the years. It will rid you of that bad breath you have told me about."

Billy: "Sure thing, doc."
by Orin Scrivello November 18, 2013
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Cobol Tongue

1) A spring or stream that appears suddenly, out of no where. Usually consists of dirty water, flowing downhill from an unknown source. Disappears are quickly as it comes; 2) The act of stealing plastic, wooden, or metal crates from local delicatessens.
Rolly: I was totally Cobol Tongue'ing it last night. I got like, twenty crates!
by Rolly Layne February 02, 2007
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frog tongueing

The action of locking eyes with someone and shooting your tongue out of your mouth, sometimes achieving contact with said person's face.
Cornholio and I were caught in a wicked frog tongueing match that ended with my tongue in his mouth.

Frog tongueing seemed to be the theme for my awkward flirtations with my spicy boy toy.
by Ditzychick May 25, 2017
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kamikaze tongue dart

When a girl licks your asshole without giving you any warning during sex.
There I was during a position switch AFTER DOGGY when a Russian girl I was hooking up with. She told me DONT MOVE STAY ON ALL FOURS. She spreads my cheeks and her tongue goes straight to my asshole and eats my ass and gives me a Kamikaze Tongue Dart.
by Y0RKT0WN June 28, 2024
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Tongue Blanket

A man get a vasectomie leaving a lose flap for a tongue to go there for making a tongue blanket
"Fuck that's so fucking sexy. That's right use that tongue blanket for my chopped tip." (Feel like a guy named Robert would say this)
by PickledDik February 15, 2022
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Fat Tongue

When you drink a little and end up swallowing your words
My friend, Jacob, had a few beers and ended up with a “fat tongue” tonight— slurring his words and everything…
by Jfirestone December 10, 2022
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But do you have a tongue?

Utterance used by women to bolster a guys confidence and make him feel good about his sexual prowess.
Jack: I'm damaged goods hon! I can't get it up I only shoot drizzle. And I'm afraid if you....
Jill: but do you have a tongue?
by 4realazitgits April 06, 2021
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