Spud tongue

The little hanging or middle piece of a woman’s vagina

Holy smokes Clyde, ol Malinda got her spud tongue spooled out

by Barnes217 January 25, 2024

Yoshi tongue

When a man’s sack and balls dangle out from his shorts, thus resembling Yoshi’s outstretched tongue when he tries to catch and eat Goombas in Mario.

“Did you see that guy’s Yoshi tongue”

“Yeah, must be trying to catch him some Goombas”

by Ed word Murphy June 22, 2022

smack tongue

Something that your girlfriend or wife says not to do when you go out and she's not with you.

Man: I'm going out with my friends tonight, want to come?
Girl: No, I'm tired. Just don't smack tongue tonight.

by Chriscu November 30, 2015

Tongue Hung

The title you give someone who gives the best oral sex you've ever had in your life. The gender reversed term of Throat Goat.

Me to my BFF: ugh that guy's such a douche, I only keep seeing him because he's so tongue hung.

by GenericCultLeader February 28, 2021

Clam Tongue

When a woman's Labia Minora sticks out past the Labia Majora, kind of popping out like 👅. This kind of resembles a clam sticking out its tongue.

A: Ummm what's that hanging from her coochie?!?
B: What, oh that?!? Yeah she's got that Clam Tongue

by crazymimoob June 6, 2024

coffee tongue

A tongue that has become immune to the first sip of coffee tongue burn

Person 1: Dude, did you just down that habanero?
Person 2: Yeah, I got a coffee tongue, so its no biggy

by iluvmesomecello March 1, 2011

Yoshi Tongue

When a man’s ballsack stretches and hangs out of his underwear. The hanging sack and balls resemble Yoshi’s tongue on Mario when he uses it to catch and eat Goombas.

Jacob: “Dude, put your Yoshi Tongue away!”

Ron: “How else can I catch Goombas?”

by Ed word Murphy June 18, 2022