Simp Bait

One who hits on their friends to draw attention, allowing others to flirt, so a simp can be found.

I am simp bait so Rio can find a simp.

by Handy_manny69 December 25, 2020

uber simp

an uber driver that will continue to drive no matter how low the rates are

man, uber made $50 for this ride and my driver Depak only make $10. He is a real Uber Simp

by skidd18 February 4, 2020

Charlotte simp

Def: The art of simping for one named Charlotte. Being in a state of puppy love for one named Charlotte.

Written by Alexis, the OG Charlotte simp!

See Alexis over there? She is definitely a Charlotte simp.

by the OG Charlotte simp. August 6, 2021

OJ Simp

A man who gets every woman and kills them in there sleep, getting away with it.

OJ Simp: Pokimane, you should go to bed because I'm going to get my boi Johnny Cochran to talk about Chewbacca. *stabby stabby stabby*

by No, you don't get to know. June 21, 2020

simp-off

When two people battle to see who can turn the other into a simp first

Person 1: I'm totally gonna turn you into a simp
Person 2: it's a simp-off then!

by NotTheGuyYouMatchedWith April 23, 2020

sneak simp

Coined by Alinator, a part of the Dark Triad of simping (Desperate Simp, Financial Simp, & Sneak Simp) a sneak simp is the act of simping or being a simp very secretively, especially acting like you are not a simp around your friends & others, then behind their backs you simp hard. This is worse than being a financial simp & an openly desperate simp because it is shady, and extremely untrustworthy. If anyone of your friends find out that you sneak simped, don’t blame them for dropping you, no one likes a shady ass simp ass nigga.

Did you hear that nigga went behind our backs and simped for a bitch while telling us to our faces that he didn’t fw her care about her and he ignored her all the while he was doing all that shit making us believe he was based yeah fuck that nigga can’t trust no sneak simp

by simpannihalator October 7, 2023

Simp Parody

A Simp Parody is a parody of a song that is modified to being against somebody for simping. Usually used against boys.

We need to make a simp parody of Rowan bro.

by I don’t know what 2 + 2 is February 22, 2020