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Mexican Flicker Gooning

A variation of flicker gooning created by the Mexican cartel. The act of putting your penis in a taco shell and repeatedly flicking the tip with a maraca while its covered in salsa. This was first invented by El Chapo while crossing the Mexican-American border and was used to attack border guards due to the high velocity of the semen released causing instant death. If performed correctly the user will bust in 0.5 seconds and the semen will travel at 45,000 miles per hour. Currently Mexican flicker gooning has become less popular but lately there has been a resurgence with Trump experimenting with the technique to harness its power as a military weapon.
Damn, did you hear Tyago died of Mexican flicker gooning in class yesterday?
by Shady32 January 22, 2025
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Power Gooning

1. When you be gooning, and you start jorking your peanits for REAL REAL!

2. You tape a reciprocating saw to your penis, and turn it on to start the Power Gooning session.
"Yo, when did you start Power Gooning?"

"JIm, I haven't seen my family in 5 days, I've been on that hot streak thanks to twitter.com."
by Power Gooner 5090TI February 1, 2025
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Aztec gooning

The act of resisting the urge to explode in a decaying orphan.
Bro Michael committed Aztec gooning at the orphanage all last night.
by Skibvitytoiletreuzz May 31, 2024
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Goon

When you love to be Horne and masturbate :DDDDDD
"Ahhhh! I'm such a goon tee-hee"
by ermnahgh May 8, 2024
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poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.
After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.
by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021
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the goon

Slang for a stupid, foolish, or awkward person
Look at this boy's behavior he is The goon guy
by anxxss November 3, 2022
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Jamaican Flicker Goon

To "Flicker Goon" is to "goon" while doing "flicking" motions at the tip. The Jamaican part comes in when you "Flicker Goon" at a 98° angle. This is a tradition associated from a small group of people found within Jamaica. This is usually abbreviated to "JFG" (Jamaican Flicker Gooning)
"Bro I had so much fun last night, because I Jamaican Flicker Gooned for 12 hours!"
by Melissa Shariah O'Dell October 30, 2024
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