Face Five

A term coined by "The Todd," a perverted character on the hit tv comedy "Scrubs."

To interpret a slap on the face as a misplaced high-five.

1:
Carla: Why is my stapler on the floor?
She bends over to retrieve it, revealing a slight peeping thong.
Todd: Thonnnnnnnng!
Carla whips around and slaps him.
Todd: Face-five! Oh, yeah!

2:
I tried to look up that chick's skirt and she gave me a face five for effort!

by intrepid May 9, 2005

Man Face

A very ugly, and brutal looking female. One that could be closely compared to or might even be a man by her/his facial structure.

"Holy crap, stay away from that thing, she's got some major Man Face going on."

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

2 faced

someone who acts different to someone around different people

you see bradley robbins he a fucking 2 faced bitch

by baller12345 January 19, 2009

cheese face

cheese face

(n) The face you make whilst yipped on coke. Characterized by uncontrollable teeth grinding and grinning ear to ear.
Guy 1: Dude, I cant believe Hughes took two grams to his dome last night.
Guy 2: Yeah man, he was totally zooted, he had a power cheese face on all night, it was creeping me out.

by ambalance April 14, 2011

boob-face

Pink, rash-like condition on an infant's face, occurs after breast feeding. Most likely used in a funny way.

"Whoa, that baby has a severe case of boob-face, how long was he on?"

by papa eos March 3, 2008

merm face

a confused, what the fuck facial expression

in the famous "sneezing panda" youtube video, the mother panda has her merm face on when her baby panda sneezes

by wtfmerm June 14, 2009

Cap Face

When someone does something devious and then smiles innocently and denies doing anything. The "Cap Face" is so sweet many cannot resist it and will belive whoever uses the Cap Face.

-"Did you just trip me"
--"Who me? I'd never do anything like that!" *smiles innocently*
-"Oh, okay"

That was a total Cap Face!

by xxmaddiebear January 21, 2011