egg drop

The act of inserting a hard-boiled egg, without the shell, completely into the anus, and then defecating it as feces.

WTF???!?
The egg drop is one f*cked up activity!

by Euroboy June 30, 2005

eggs cracked

When a girl gets fucked

Girl you're going to get your eggs cracked tonight

by Macy321 December 9, 2017

Hypocrite Eggs

When "Roomate A" severely criticizes and makes fun of "Roomate B" for making eggs for dinner, claiming that eggs are only for breakfast. Then down the road Roomate A make eggs for dinner as if its the norm.

All Rich could do was sit and shake his head as Sean stood in the kitchen making eggs for dinner. This is the same Sean (aka The man with no memory or Blindzo) who no less than a week ago criticized Rich for making eggs for dinner. Hope you enjoyed those hypocrite eggs Sean!

by Rifle May 20, 2008

egg warmer

is a girl hoo has sex and is good at making her guys penis warm in ur pussy

oh shes a good egg warmer

by kyleigh G. November 18, 2006

Egg Alert

Alerting your friends and co-workers when someone nearby has just farted.

I was sitting in my cubicle and smelled something rotten in the air. I wish someone would have given an "Egg Alert" before I sat down to eat my lunch.

by Evil Eggs November 16, 2010

Egg Nog

A sticky, warm, gummy, usually pungent, (sometimes clumped) substance that excretes itself from the cob in the form of a wad but is manufactured and shipped from the factory dangling between a male's legs; also known as: the testes.

She suckled me until my eggs nogged.

The hand in which she cupped my scrotum was enough to boil my eggs and launch the egg nog all over.

by Dr. Knob January 1, 2009

Cooking Eggs

The act of getting a female pregnant. A word play on the embryotic eggs of a woman.

John: 'How was last night?'
Joe: 'Rough night.... I was cooking eggs.'

Jane: 'I'm in trouble. I got some eggs cooked.'

John: 'Did you get her knocked up?'
Joe: 'Cooked eggs man....'

by BeanieBeanie October 24, 2009