Table

a place to sit

"Don't sit on the floor, sit on the table!!!!"

by cacahuete06 May 31, 2023

Table Potato

You have a raw potato on your desk, or your a couch potato but you like tables.

YOU TABLE POTATO!

by PloraeX June 20, 2023

tabletation

when your tablet runs out of battery and you charge it but it takes too long so you become a secret agent and take out random people to pass the time

im going to do some tabletation

by removeads July 8, 2023

Table cunt

When you stand on a table and kick the person who is sitting at the table to death

Ima table cunt this motherfucker

by Balls man 1983 July 13, 2023

table fish

When you are with a group of friends and you order a main entree of fish for the table as an appetizer.

Hey friends. I just ordered table fish for us. So relax and enjoy the friends.

by Friends of Fig August 6, 2023

Table fish

When you and your best friend whip out their penises and slap them on the table. Loudest or most unique slap wins the match.

Hey Pete, you in for another round of table fish?

by Devo09 July 12, 2024

Table

An object

Amount of money (millions)

Get on the table

I stole 9 tables worth of cash from Angela, she needs to stop sleeping in monopoly go

by Koreey☠️🤙 September 24, 2023