Tacky Jesus

When people, generally of African American descent randomly throw the word "Jesus", "Lord Almighty", or any other variation into a sentence where it doesn't quite belong.
"Hi Martha, how was your day?"
"I left the house without my shoes on Jesus, and didn't get to eat breakfast".
"Mannnn, why you got to be one of those tacky Jesus people?"
by Itsmanda January 24, 2013
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Lube Jesus

Lube Jesus is a god said to have an biliary to transform water to lube, his ability allows him to burst into your house with lube and fuck the shit out of you
Maaan Michael really just lost his virginity to Lube Jesus
by Cloud buyyy April 16, 2021
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finding jesus

A abosolutely hilarious ripoff of finding Nemo. just look at the damn front cover y'all.
AYO IS THAT FINDING JESUS?!
by G520 April 24, 2023
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Jesus high

A wonderful, joyfilled peace and completely overwhelming sense of knowing and feeling the love of God envelope you. This often happens after meditating on God's Word/the Bible, singing praise or worship songs, or realizing and thanking God for all His goodness and the things He has carried you through. There is no better high like a Jesus high.
I used to be a pot head but then I finally quit because I got more into Jesus. He changed my life! Jesus highs are free and will not go away in Heaven! He really loves you, too, bro!
by I love rabbits January 10, 2022
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Pink Jesus

Meagan: my stomach hurts.

Jayson: you need Pink Jesus.
by BUTT0N September 19, 2019
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Jesus Buddy

Jesus Buddy is a person who is so buddied up with Jesus that it becomes annoying. Like Jesus is their personal bro, every other word from their mouth is Jesus. Their Facebook wall, quotes, religion section always has something religious in it.
Jonathan is an immense Jesus Buddy, all he talks about is Jesus
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI January 17, 2011
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the jesus jog

An alternative name for a festive jog in December if you really want to piss off some atheists or others who don't believe in Jesus.
Kid: Should we name our race the Hanukkah Hustle?

Teacher: No that would be like calling it The Jesus Jog.
by GrainTrain November 26, 2017
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