whale herpes

whale herpes is a disease associated heavily with whale feces and burning mantra poo. Whales don't typically have diseases but there are some occasions where whales can get it from humans

whale herpes is running rampant in the ocean nowadays

by jive turkey 23 October 15, 2011

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Whaled

The act of suffocation due to being within close proximity of someone overweight.

Matthew learned from his mistake after getting whaled by Ryan

by Thestuffguy October 15, 2017

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A person who thinks he is amazingly good at boxing however his overall performance and technique is about as good as the search for Madeline McCann. This person may be so far up his own arse he may believe he will persue an amateur career no matter who not even the coach can persuade him that he is shit.

Oliver: Lads! Fucked my wrist from how hard I pounded them boxing bags last night!
Rhys: No ol its because you slap the box with the side of your wrist because ur shit.
Oliver: No im a boxing whale, I may not be as good as AJ but I will pursue an amateur career

by Newtons cradle May 24, 2017

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Kickin that whale

another way of saying "your lying" when somebody says something that you know isn't true, but instead of using those words you can say "kicking that whale".

Boy: We are perfect for each other.
Girl: Kickin that whale!

by Emziebae757 June 19, 2011

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