Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine

When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.

Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."

by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020

River

River is so sexy and is a delight to have around. If you know a river you need to worship the brother walk on

" I worship the ground River walks on, they're drop dead sexy"

by WhatifIourMinecraftbedstogter? June 17, 2021

River Chicken

A duck.

"The river chickens waddled over for a slice of bread."

by Fcking_Chuck December 29, 2022

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

wet as a river

When a woman's vagina is continuously and excessively wet and is very pleasing to the male species.

Whenever we talk about sexual activities, my girl gets wet as a river.

by Way more jamie April 7, 2017

Kentucky river valley

An act of draining the lizard with a partner. One partner sits down facing the tank of the toilet while the other proceeds to urinate down the first partners anal crevice.

Cousin Joey and I executed the Kentucky river valley cause granny only had one pisser.

by ShlankDaddy20 February 14, 2022

River Dickin'

Spontaneous river fuckery. Randomly jump/play in a river after driving past or stumbling across one.

Chase! Let's go to the mountains & go river dickin'. Grab your trunks, intertube, noodle & go dick around in a random river.

by Drewisms June 6, 2020