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Urban Dictionary.

A website that barely ever gives you the information you need.
Since this site is used by random people, it's mainly about PUSSY or jacking off.
Just go onto webster's dictionary, or fucking google it, for Christ's sake.
This site genuinely sucks ass. Don't use Urban Dictionary.
by MaximusDream78 December 26, 2022
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Urban Dictionary is a website full of crappy definitions of random words. Anyone can post the meanings of words and those definitions are usually based on memes or implying sexual words/meanings.
*a long conversation between a girl and her dumb ex*
Boy: Where do you find all those crappy meanings of words?
Girl: Didn't I already tell you a few seconds ago? OR DO YOU HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS?
Boy: Of course not! But how did you find that sentence? The one that described me so well? That same place?
Girl: I found them on Urban Dictionary, duh. WHAT DO YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK I FOUND THEM IN YOUR MATH TEXTBOOK?
Boy: How are those definitions defining me like CRAZY?
Girl: WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW? UGH. YOU ARE AN IDIOT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO YOU THE FIRST TIME WE MET. I NEVER LOVED YOU, JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW!

*Now read the whole thing backwards (starting from 'WHY WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?') LMAO <3
by cosmic_dreamer_111 July 11, 2023
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the only dictionary that allows f*cking corrupted definitions
Guy 1:"have you seen the definition of my name in the Urban Dictionary?"
Guy 2:"Yeah, it's F*CKING corrupted."
by R4NDOM DUD3 (h.h.h.) August 18, 2023
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urban dictionary but you're kicked...
Person 1: Why did you sign out?!
Person 2: I got Urkicked Dictionary
by Iampotato9749 September 11, 2023
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where i come to look at crazy words because i obviously have nothing else to do with my life and if you’re reading this then you obviously have nothing to do with your life. And i’m sorry to break it to you but my goldfish just died, i know how much we all loved him and he impacted this world a lot. You’re probably going crazy because you don’t remember meeting my goldfish but lemme tell u something: my goldfish is magnificent. He erased your memories of ever knowing him. Yes, he was your boyfriend. Yes, you were going to get married. Yes, i never had a goldfish and IM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW, please let this word be submitted to the Urban Dictionary because i spent a lot of my time writing this and if there are any typo’s then blame auto correct because i really hate it.
My goldfish was looking up his girlfriend’s name on Urban Dictionary.
by Steve Rogers himself ✪ October 16, 2019
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a cool site where people add cringey word definitions
*opens urban dictionary*
today is national slap ur friend day
by acoolturtlebatxh November 2, 2019
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A site where anyone with no knowledge can post their information and explanations of certain words, a lot use their own emotions in it, which I pretty much really like, but some of these air heads give false informations, which are stupidly accepted by this site, whilst some good definitions are refused....*sigh*
Person A: damn! Urban dictionary freaking refused my word again! I LITERALLY WENT TO HARVARD TO GET THE DEFINITION!

Person B: well....it's urban dictionary....*pats shoulder*
by Theteaservice December 5, 2020
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