Jewlez Syndrome

the worst of all syndromes started on COD zombies here a young girl was struck down so many times she was given a syndrome it is extremely contagious and if possible avoided at all costs. the symptoms for said syndrome are as follows: an unwanted increase of physical gravity causing one to "go down" a lot, and the sudden urge to surf "the brown"

Steven:"hey wyatt you keep going down, do you need life alert?
Wyatt:"no man, its this damn Jewlez syndrome"

by Lord O'Pimps May 1, 2014

Cinema Syndrome

that feeling after you watch a movie and you feel like you’re in the movie. You have no idea what day or time it is all you know is you are the star and special. You feel like there are cameras on you and you feel so out of it for the rest of the day

“How’d you like the Bohemian Rhapsody, Kyle?”
“I don’t know what to believe anymore. I am Freddie Mercury. I need to be alone right now.”
“Classic Cinema Syndrome.”

by idkurbandictionarygoals January 12, 2019

Passenger Syndrome

The feeling you get when you're riding in a vehicle someone else is driving, where time loses all meaning and before you know it you've arrived at your final destination.

Passenger Syndrome can also be used for when one is going through the motions and not being aware of the life events happening around them.

Honey: Candy, you've got to focus! The show's about to start! Why don't you have your tassels on yet?
Candy: Sorry Honey, I feel lost in the shuffle. One minute I'm getting on the train to the club, the next minute it's showtime.
Honey: Do you need someone to talk to?
Candy: No, I guess it's just the Passenger Syndrome doing its thing again.

by Kerfufflator September 20, 2018

Gena Syndrome

Awful syndrome where you are basically sick and tired all the time. The few days you actually feel good you turn into a loud short drunk person.... That spills their drinks on others nice things.

What's wrong with you? Stop spilling your drink all over my nice stuff!

Stop yelling at me! I have Gena syndrome!!!
Gaaah

by T_Rains February 2, 2014

Hillsy Syndrome

A rare birth defect that causes one to make excessive "among us" related jokes and/or references especially under extremely inappropriate circumstances.

Person 1: Hello Braeden, how are you on this fine day?

Braeden: YOU ARE THE IMPOSTER! SUSSY BALLS! EMERGENCY MEETING! Let's get this crewmate dub. 😎

Person 1: Oh good heavens! You must have been born with Hillsy Syndrome. I will alert the authorities immediately!

by Cosmo21 September 5, 2021

LED Syndrome

When owners purchase led kits and change out their 1977-1995 pinball machine incandescent light bulbs to bright colorful leds (usually attempting to match artwork color and playfield insert colors) the result is a similar game to game Neon blue and purplish glow that can be seen on any game title usually altering the original illumination the factory intended when screening the artwork so its filtered for incandescent bulbs only.

Hey Tim did you see those weird glowing pinball machines on Ebay?
Yeah! they are expensive and have Led syndrome!

by LennysPinballWorld September 27, 2018

harms syndrome

subjecting oneself to the manipulative forces of the opposite sex. Act strangely around females and have no will or motivation whatsoever. If a victim is asked to do something they comply shamelessly and do not complain. Victim is reduced to a pathetic lifeform within in days and spends most of his time watching chick flicks.

My god what happened?

Its too late now he's got harms syndrome.

by Isaach December 5, 2006