Speed and Shart

To rush to a location in a hurry under stress that causes the individual to shit themselves.

Tommy was in a rush to his friend's house and needed to fart. He forced it to hard and commited a speed and shart. After that he had to go home.

by backatyaneegro November 8, 2009

Scart

A type of cable often used to connect a VCR to a TV.

I just connected my TV to my VCR with a scart cable. It's better than using an RF connection.

by MikeS November 28, 2004

bull shart

To call ones bluff;

To express disapproval;

A nicer way of saying bull shit. Basically a bull fart that ended up being bull shit.

"I got an F on that math test?? That's bull shart!"

"Ah, bull sharts!

by sjk88 October 7, 2010

shart tart

an exclamatory expression or an insult. literally meaning shart in a tart.

awww shart tart!
or
sarah quit being such a shart tart.

by shartytarttarthead6987 May 13, 2011

shart flu

a strange epidemic when all of your friends shart (fart and accidentally shit themselves) much more than normal over a given period of time

matt tim scott bill and steve all sharted themselves multiple times over the last two weeks, sounds like a mysterious case of shart flu

by turtmgurt August 26, 2009

Cleveland Smarty-Pants

When a guy wears a tinfoil diaper coated with Smarties Candies. Once he fills the diaper it is then licked clean by the girl giving her a taste sensation of both delicious sweetness and lip-puckering sour. This is very popular with the "in-the-know" in Europe and with real-esate professionals.

1. She was acting like a baby so I showed her who her daddy was with a Cleveland Smarty-Pants.

2. My bitch went to the food court the other day but nothing tasted as sweet or as sour as the Cleveland Smarty-Pants I gave her last weekend.

by Maaatt123 January 11, 2009

seart

sorry or serious

say your seart

by Jordan November 18, 2003