Tommy was in a rush to his friend's house and needed to fart. He forced it to hard and commited a speed and shart. After that he had to go home.
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To call ones bluff;
To express disapproval;
A nicer way of saying bull shit. Basically a bull fart that ended up being bull shit.
To express disapproval;
A nicer way of saying bull shit. Basically a bull fart that ended up being bull shit.
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matt tim scott bill and steve all sharted themselves multiple times over the last two weeks, sounds like a mysterious case of shart flu
by turtmgurt August 26, 2009
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1. She was acting like a baby so I showed her who her daddy was with a Cleveland Smarty-Pants.
2. My bitch went to the food court the other day but nothing tasted as sweet or as sour as the Cleveland Smarty-Pants I gave her last weekend.
2. My bitch went to the food court the other day but nothing tasted as sweet or as sour as the Cleveland Smarty-Pants I gave her last weekend.
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