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The Sliding X Position

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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Alabama ass slide

When your Miata buddy pours a semi warm beer down his ass crack and you drink it
Austin got out of his miata and did an Alabama ass slide with his buddy.
by vipeylover May 1, 2023
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dolan slides

Slide on shoe that you look at them, and automatically have to ask where on earth could someone purchase them. These shoes or slides are aften sported by dolan herself. They come in various unusual styles. Occasionally, they appear as though she has personally designed them. This is because no one else would ever wear them. They are usually in nuetral dark tones such as navey blue, dark navey blue, or light navey blue.
Hey naz, did you see those dolan slides? Those are the weirdest shoes ive ever seen, who would ever wear those funky slides.
by Dolanator Is Hot September 20, 2008
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Hawaiian Slide

Suicide or to take one’s own life- based on an autocorrection of “suicide” that was posted to 4chan on 11/28/2020
I’m so depressed, I think I am going to Hawaiian Slide.

I think drugs and booze are going to make me do the Hawaiian Slide.
by Grubby_puppy_420 November 28, 2020
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National Slide Tackle A Goth Day

On The 16th of July is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day,,the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day is when you can slide tackle a goth as many times as you want and as hard as you want with the goth not being able to fight back
Person 1:Hey look theres a goth
Person 2:Ye I wish I could slide tackle it without it fighting back
Person 1:Well lucky for you today is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day

Person 2:OMG YASSSSS

Random Guy:*sees a goth,runs up to it and slide tackles the shit out of it*
Goth:You f##king ba###rd

Random Guy:Haha you cant fight back today is the National Silde Tackle A Goth Day
by anonymous🥵 June 24, 2020
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Slide

Fuck and then nothing else to it
I’m trying to slide on that one girl from the mall
by DEKUABITCH September 18, 2020
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coke slide

Name given to a straw cut up into short sections used to consume cocaine.
'Nah man, put your rolled up $5 away,I already cut up some coke slides'
by Thief Ledger October 5, 2018
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