Twat sausage

A conjunction of the slang word 'twat' (essentially meaning vagina) and 'sausage' insofar as a sausage resembles the most prominent part of male genitalia. The combination of the two words implies its function. A twat sausage goes in a twat, and out, and then back out again ad infinitum.

'Oooh - my twat sausage appears to have been stricken with rigor mortis'

by Logistikon December 15, 2011

bendy sausage

The vaginal walls fall out in the shape of a cylinder that hangs out but still connected to the body but you can play with the bendy sausage on the way to the hospital with some blood coming out sometimes kinky males like to have sex with the bendy sausage

Dam that's a nice bendy sausage you got there

by the sqwerwal October 22, 2014

hot sausage

Same as hot chick but newer and probably "cooler"

Damn, hav' a look at that hot sausage over there!

by dimmsie July 29, 2003

cheeky little sausage

Smart-ass or a person who is irritating because they behave as if they know everything.

- Pr0V1nc3

Well aren't you just a cheeky little sausage.

by Pr0V1nc3 February 18, 2018

Sausage Wallet

A woman's vangina, a warm moist region which is home to female genetalia.

I've been tryin' ya get up in dat sausage wallet fer dayz it seems.

by Matt November 10, 2003

Sausage Box

A box for sausages, fanny.

My sausage box is secreting a yellow-ish green discharge.

by truk213 April 30, 2008

Scranton Sausage Grinder

Taking a dump in shower and pushing it through the drain screen with one's foot.

I couldn't make it to the shitter in time, so I decided a Scranton Sausage Grinder was my best bet.

by Midget buster January 18, 2012