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Job Stalking

Job Stalking is the phenomenon of employers viewing your job application repeatedly for some reason, but then never reaching out to you in any way. They will view your application multiple times for no reason . One theory is that they see you are qualified, but are biased against folks with a lot of education and not much experience. They want to value your education, but will not reach out because of political correctness and age discrimination for younger recent college grads.
Eric applied to a job on Zip Recruiter for an entry level IT position. The employer kept viewing his application and a notice kept showing up on Eric's phone that his application had been viewed by the employer who's job he applied to. Eric was worried about Job Stalking.
by FunTdrip January 15, 2024
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Thunder sticking

As per Sebastian, aka “Sea Bass”, it means engaging in fornication with aggression and outright impunity.

For example….Alpha men engage in thunder sticking whereas beta males have vanilla missionary while getting pegged.
I was thunder sticking your girl so well last night that she now calls me Polish Lightning.
by Daddy Stove Pipe 69 November 16, 2023
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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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Gang Stalking

Gang stalking is often associated with paranoia or delusional disorders, where individuals believe they are being targeted and harassed by a group of people. These individuals typically experience persistent and intrusive behaviors such as following, surveillance, vandalism, and verbal harassment, which they perceive as orchestrated and organized. The perpetrators, according to the beliefs of those experiencing gang stalking, may include strangers, neighbors, acquaintances, or even governmental agencies. Victims of gang stalking often report feeling intense fear, paranoia, and isolation, as they believe they are being relentlessly pursued and tormented without respite.

While gang stalking is a deeply distressing experience for those who believe they are targeted, it's important to note that there is little empirical evidence supporting the existence of organized gang stalking groups. Instead, mental health professionals often attribute these experiences to underlying psychological conditions such as paranoid delusions, schizophrenia, or other forms of psychosis. Treatment typically involves therapy and medication to address the underlying mental health issues and provide support to individuals experiencing distress related to these beliefs.
She believed she was a victim of gang stalking, convinced that strangers were following her every move and conspiring against her.
by Phycology 101 February 19, 2024
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Swiss Stocking

The residue left over after a cheese fucker is done fucking their cheese.
I didn’t know Jacque was into Camembert, I can smell his Swiss Stocking through his pants.
by SalaciousMonkey March 7, 2024
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Hack Sacking

When you beat your meat and launch your cum into you own bellybutton
Are your hack sacking son
by Mmmmmmnm March 18, 2024
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Hack Sacking

It is where you launch your nut from your tip into your belly button as a game. If you make it in, you will hear a little *cha-ching* as a reward!
Are you Hack Sacking son?....*cha-ching*
by wordening March 18, 2024
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