Square 

a person who won't fuck; an uptight bitch who won't touch your boner

She's so square she won't even touch my hard cock

Square by hardcock555 November 27, 2015

Squarey 

When you want to describe someone in the most awkward way possible.

Tyler was being very “squarey” today. He was so awkward around my girlfriend

Squarey by OrangeAstrid December 28, 2017

Spongebob squarepants 

The most retarded show in the world it's dumb as fuck

Spongebob squarepants is stupid and retarded

Spongebob squarepants by Boogereater69 March 13, 2021

Get Out Of My Square 

When someone is on your square of the couch and you don't want them on your square.

Bitch wouldn't get out of my square so I smeared santorum on her face

Get Out Of My Square by paahl August 1, 2012

Spongebob Squarepants 

Putting a bucket of ice into a woman's underpants then screwing her with a dry sponge.

creepy old guy: "Spongebob Squarepants is now my favorite show."

Spongebob Squarepants by Mista Crabs September 26, 2009

squarehead 

A fat irritating twat with a head shaped like a cardboard box. Squareheads often only have one bollock.

You are a fat one balled squarehead

squarehead by Mr Plums December 28, 2007

Square Dance 

When one male surrounds himself with four women on four different beds, connecting corner to corner so that he becomes inclosed, and thrusting in a rythmic fashion to each attendant why'll listening to folk.

I'm so exhausted. Me, Cindy, Trixie, ShaNayNay, and Esther got together and square danced all night long.

Square Dance by Jiffy Peej February 11, 2007